Tammy and Tina TipTop are straight ho-down exciterated about performulating/hosting galas, music festivals, ladies wrestling events, rock concerts, non-profit auctions, fortieth birthday and fiftieth anniversary parties. After years of holding down Tuesday Brunch at Tip Top in Charlottesville, we're shit-damn exciterated to be Big Time!

Ya'll know what twins are right? It's when baby Jesus sees a gestatin' ball of perfection in a ole' purple cozy womb and says, "Goddamn! I'd be a right bastard if'n I didn't give 'em a second helpin' of THAT!"

Got an idea? Got an upcoming event? Got five bucks?

Email one of our guardians, Denise, at denise@swamphatched.com and she’ll run it by us…ifin we’ve stayed out of her cross-stitch supplies.